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MACHETE DILDO | S/T DEMO [US BRUTAL DEATH/GORE-GRIND] REVIEW BY LUKE HAYHURST

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A truly gruesome twosome, US brutal death/gore-grind duo T.J. Machete and Jesse “Gorejess” Rodriguez have arrived on the scene and there is blood everywhere!

Collectively they’re known as MACHETE DILDO and this self titled demo is their debut! Ah where would we be without gore obsessed death/grind that is half metal and half horror movie audio clips? It’s not an existence I care to think about and luckily there will always be fucked up gems of gore splattered, maniacal crazies who take speed and brutality to a whole new level! Okay yes the drums are programmed rather than played and that’s not ideal but the pig squealing/throaty grunts and growls of the vocals are pure comedy and the riffs are like viscous slabs of mucus and puss covered granite!

The band themselves describe their work as wet and sloppy gore-grind. A fairly apt summary of their sound. Take the sucking noises a bullet wound makes and mix it with the noise a machine guns makes on rapid fire and you’ll be someway close how this sounds, and as well as that the clips they use, especially in CRACKWHORE DISMEMBERMENT are truly legendary!

Well, what did you expect from a band called MACHETE DILDO? Progressive melodies? Ha!

[7/10]

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